nat/applicable.
a cruddy doodle wunderkammer, amongst other things.
honestly, it doesn't really live up to the hype.
i know he should have antennae. this one doesn’t; he’s entirely blind.
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m:
i hate computers. c'mon computer, c'mon. just close. just listen to me. do it.
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n:
the computer can't hear you. stop that.
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m:
well, just follow my clicks! ...then!
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n:
the mac is not a dolphin.
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m:
well, it should be! right now it's a'draggin!
a great big cryptid grin.
astrology 101.
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n:
what else do you love?
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do you love it when the moon hits your eyes just right and you see stars?
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because that is not love, sister
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that is abuse, and there is a hotline you can call for that kind of thing
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v:
did you just make that up?
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stop thinking my romantic moments are abuse
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n:
ur in denial
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v:
omg i wanna take dance classes
usually i limit my thrift store art collection to portraits, but i was so taken by the subject matter of this masterpiece. considering, i plan to hang it over my dining room table.
it’s been awhile. so here is a thing.
the first bit of craigslist bot spam that i actually enjoyed reading. i felt it only proper to respond.
yes. yes, that is the godfather’s pizza godfather.
NOW YOU CAN DOWNLOAD IT LIKE A LEGALLY-OK PIRATE!